Catholic Education and a #2 Pencil

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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
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Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she sleptthrough the class (a little afternoon humor). One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
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'Tell me Little Susie, who created the universe?'
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When Little Susie didn't stir, Little Johnny who was her friend sittingbehind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
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'God Almighty!' shouted Little Susie.
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The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
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A little later the Nun asked Little Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
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But Little Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnnycame to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
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'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
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And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
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The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
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Again, Little Johnny came to the rescue.
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This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in meone more time, I'll BREAK it in half!'
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The Nun fainted...
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